sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

heartwildopen:

basically

thatfunnyblog:

BLOWED QUESTIONS.

i saw this hot girl i met at a party once today where she works and we were talking and i was buyin some cat litter and as she rang me up she’s like. omg you have a cat? what kind?? :D

yeah that’s right pretty girl. let the beast who makes me sneeze and hack and my eyes swell be the reason for you to hang with me more

tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021